Lets get drunk

fuck you .

go ahead , snort some fucking coke for all i care . we’ll see where it gets you . i cannot wait for the day when i break up with you because your so fucked on coke that you dont even realize whats going on . all i want is a little fucking give and take . i wwanteed to quit drinking if you agreed to quit snorting coke . alcohol is my form of fucking coke , i love it , i cannot get enough of it , and when i try and stop myself , i cant . i fucking cant . but no . whenever i try and get you to hangout with my friends , who dont drink , and who dont do drugs , ” no i got plans with ( blahblahblah ) . ” mhm , trying to get your old friends back right ? yeah , so sure . then when i try and get you to hangout with my friends ” i dont like that kid whos gona be there ” fuck you . you dont know shit about him . ” oh ive nmet him once , seems like a  fag “  wow dude , seriously ? atleast he has a better opinion about you . fuck you . drugs are for ” fags ” and for people who are to miserable with their own fucking life to try and change whats in it .

say the first thing that comes to your mind .

• beer .

wow.

I have not posted in awhile .. should probably get on that shit .. 

LOLOL.

so today , my boss comes in while i’m working and asks to talk to me in the back room . so i did , and it turns out apparently i’ve been ” selling ciggerettes to underage children in exchange for free mcdonalds . ” all of this started because i mentioned to her that her kid should be starting to shit on the toilet . ahhahahahha , i almost died from laughter , because in fact , the bitch that told my boss that , is the same bitch who decided to have another kid at the age of 40 .  the kid is 2 years old now , and hes still shitting in his pants .the least they can fucking do is TRY and motivate him to go shit on the fucking toilet , but of course not , if the fucking mother had half a brain in her head , the kid wouldn’t be wearing fucking diapers anymore . the poor kid is allergic to milk and breast milk , and about 14 other different things , and she STILL fucking breast feeds him while shes drinking beer . if he spills his food on the ground , she picks it up and puts it back in his mouth . their house is a fucking disaster zone . don’t even get me fucking started . anyways , what i’m trying to say is if they EVER try and make me lose my fucking job EVER again , i’ll have child services on her fucking ass like nobody’s business . :3